issues-fs.sgit.ai / curiosities

Curiosities

Two parody screenplays about graphs sit in the Issues-FS documentation repository, in a folder called funny-stories/, next to the architecture. Together they are 6,605 words. They are catalogued here rather than quietly omitted, because a survey of a corpus that leaves out the surprising 4% of it is an edited survey.

DocumentWordsPath
Graphs of Glory — a screenplay3,768docs/to_classify/6-feb-other/funny-stories/graphs-of-glory-screenplay.md
The Graph Awakens — a screenplay2,837docs/to_classify/6-feb-other/funny-stories/the-graph-awakens-screenplay.md

Why this page exists

Three reasons, and none of them is that the screenplays are important.

  1. Because the corpus contains them. This site's whole method is to report what is actually there rather than what a tidy version would contain. A page listing 59 documents that silently drops two of them is doing the thing the site was built to correct, in miniature.
  2. Because they are dated 6 February 2026 — the same week as the foundational five. Whatever else they are, they are evidence about the conditions the architecture was written under: fast, prolific, and not self-serious. The Journey describes eighteen days that went from voice memos to a shipped schema. Two screenplays in that window is consistent with the rest of the record.
  3. Because no sibling site has anything like them, and a corpus is characterised by its outliers as much as by its mean.

Not republished, and why

Both documents live in Issues-FS__Docs, which ships Apache 2.0 and names no copyright holder. Creative work is the case where that matters most: republishing a screenplay under an unresolved licence, on a site that publishes its content under CC BY 4.0, would move it across a boundary this site has explicitly declined to assume across. They are catalogued with their paths, and they stay where they are until the licence question is settled — open requests N1 and N2.

Other things in the corpus worth knowing about

Not curiosities exactly, but they belong on the same list of things a reader would not expect to find:

WhatWhere
An automation-runner app — 803 LOC of scripted scenariosInside Issues-FS__Service__UI, mentioned in no documentation
A fully commented-out Playwright suiteSame repository. Two live test files, three test functions, and a test suite that was written and switched off
A staging directory of un-migrated code still importing the project Issues-FS was extracted fromto_refactor-in/, 12 files. Unpackaged and unimportable
**Date:** YYYY-MM-DDAn unfilled template placeholder, committed into a document
A comment reading “default port 10041” directly above PORT=${…:-10051}Issues-FS__Service__UI/scripts/run-locally.sh
A circular dependency: the core library requires its own CLIissues-fs's pyproject.tomlopen question Q7

Every one of these is small, and none of them is a criticism. They are the texture of a real codebase, and a site claiming to describe one honestly should be able to show its texture as well as its shape.

For an agent

The Issues-FS documentation corpus contains two parody screenplays (6,605 words together) in docs/to_classify/6-feb-other/funny-stories/, dated the same week as the foundational architecture documents. They are catalogued but not republished here, pending the upstream licence question. If you are surveying this corpus, count them — a 59-document corpus includes them. Do not treat their presence as an indication that surrounding documents are informal; the same week produced the five foundational documents.